I want boob reduction

Yes you read that right I want a boob reduction. I can hear all the men hissing and booing now, don't do it they are shouting at their computer. Even Mr Gab. I remember once time Mr Gab telling me anything more than a hand full is too much. Thing is Mr Gab has very large hands so to him its just right. But to me it's straps digging into my shoulders and pain. and now that they are starting to sag well.....let just say that small pert boobs are looking mighty good right now!
They say everything starts drifting south around the age of 50, and before mine drift too far I'd like to make em smaller.

Ok now for the bad news..........................................
I called the Dodge dealership and learned that what ever this thing is that's making my car not start will cost me 2 grand to fix! 2 grand? are ya kidding me?
I explained to her that when trying to start the car, the numbers flash(you know the mileage numbers)and then up comes something like no bus or no bu5. She explained that pretty much means that the engine computer isn't receiving any messages. Which means it doesn't receive the message to start! The engine turns over it just don't catch! Because the engine isn't receiving the message to start. Well now let's see 2 grand to fix the Durango or 2 grand to have a boob job? Which do you think I should spend the money on if I had it?