Saturday, December 01, 2007

ONE OF OUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONGS

1. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET DOWN THE ROAD I GO SLIDING ALL THE WAY I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

CHORUS: RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT THE RADIO IT'S OK OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

2. I WENT TO THE IGA TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

CHORUS:RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT THE RADIO IT'S OK OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

3. BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH

CHORUS:RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT THE RADIO IT'S OK OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

5 comments:

Suzzie said...

Hi how much snow and Ice did you get? I havn't been out yet to see how the walking is. M dropped off M's big tree so now I have room for ALL of my ornaments and there is a big bunch of them too!!! how is the decorating going? Do you have the village up yet? Does L need a christmas sock..he hasn't gotten one yet have you? The snow well be good for makeing snowmen or have a snowball fight--out side that is!!! by for now Suzzie

SignGurl said...

I've never heard that version. It's cute.

BTExpress said...

LOL, cool version of a classic carol. Maybe this one will join the ranks too. ;-)

Walker said...

LOL I love it!!!!!

At least in the winter you could walk back and find your rusty part the fell off the car in the clean white snow

barman said...

OK, never heard it but that is such a Northern states version. It is perfect.

Hey walker has a point. At least you would never get lost. If you do you just follow the trail of parts and you are back where you started. I like it. Oh and just think, you would never have a hard time finding the car at the mall... well unless it was the Mall of America.

Love it.