Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted.
Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are.
5 comments:
After reading your post, I am now cleaning sputtered juice out of my keyboard . . .
Here's my Flash-55:
PLAYING HOUSE – THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE
That IS funny! Kids can be hilarious and never know it. Hopefully Grandma gets a new TV and the minister can recover LOL.
LOL way too funny. My 55 is up. Have a great weekend.
Great story Gab...
You should have shortened to 55 words...hehehe
HA HA HA
I know this one but its always funny
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