Wednesday, June 25, 2008

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

5 comments:

GrumpyRN said...

Thank you for that, just the encouragement I need. Now, if I can only convince my wife.

Walker said...

If I drink as much wine as I do water I wouldn't be able to walk LOL.I buy my drinking water. Water I cook with i get from tyhe tap but that I boil to death so I don;t think anything could live after that including my food.

SignGurl said...

I think I'll stick to water since I need to function, lol.

robinslife said...

Gab, That is so cute!!!!!! :-)

BTExpress said...

Thanks for the tip. Reminds me, it's time for Happy Hour.