Yep I know its Sunday night but maybe you didn't actually get here Sunday night and it's really Monday!
Hope you enjoy this little joke as much as I did!
A woman walks into the Mississippi welfare office,
trailed by 15 kids.
"WOW!" the social worker exclaims. "Are
they all yours?''
"Yep, they are all mine," the flustered
momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.
She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children
rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then
you must be here to sign up. I'll need
allyour children's names."
"Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named
'Leroy' and the girls are all named 'Leighroy'."
In disbelief, the case worker. "Are you serious?
They're ALL named Leroy?"
Their momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier.
When it's time to get
them out of bed and ready for school, I yells,
'Leroy!' An when it's time
for dinner, I just yells 'Leroy!' an they all
comes a runnin. An' if I need
to stop the kid who's running into the street, I
just yells Leroy' and all
of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had,
namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then
wrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE
kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"Then I calls them by their last names."