Things to Think About!
I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.
Lord, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.
My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.
This isn't clutter; these are my antiques!
Discover wildlife! Have kids!
Our policy is to always blame the computer.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Mom, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you
for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky.
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till
the feeling passes.