Sunday, July 20, 2008

A Little Humor a Little Truth!

Things to Think About!

I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.

My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.

This isn't clutter; these are my antiques!

Discover wildlife! Have kids!

Our policy is to always blame the computer.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Mom, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you
for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky.

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.

Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till
the feeling passes.

3 comments:

barman said...

Oh all to funny but I must tell you... I have swept my place several times since reading this and it is not working. The killer dust bunnies are taking over... HELP ME.

GrumpyRN said...

So true. Why do mums do that? Do they learn it in school? And it's international, my mum did it to me 50 years ago and my wife did it to our kids.

Walker said...

Wow you just got rid of all my junk with one post and made me rich with antiques LOL